So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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