There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Actions speak louder than pants.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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