Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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