i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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