and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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