is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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