Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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