I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I just gift wrapped bread.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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