sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
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