Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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