we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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