im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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