This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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