maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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