Christians are straight up FREAKS
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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