Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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