How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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