you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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