Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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