I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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