oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Randomize