your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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