How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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