North Korea, Best Korea!
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
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