im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Can I color on your dick again?
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
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