I wish i was in the wii world.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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