Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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