My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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