Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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