I can tuck mytits in my pants
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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