You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I'm getting married
To pizza
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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