I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
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