Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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