"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Randomize
