She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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