I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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