so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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