i was born a porn star she said
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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