Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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