we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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