eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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