ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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