Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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