question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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