Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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