school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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