I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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