dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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