Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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