Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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