You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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